JOKE4ADAY.COM: The Sinking Boat

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JOKE4ADAY.COM: The Sinking Boat

The Sinking Boat

THE SINKING BOAT

Two Jews, Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat
starts sinking.
Saul says to Morty, "So listen, Morty, you know I don't swim
so well."
Morty remembers how to carry another swimmer from his lifeguard
class when he was just a kid, so he begins tugging Saul toward shore. After
ten minutes, he begins to tire.

Finally about 100 feet from shore, Morty
asks Saul, "So Saul, do you suppose you could float alone?" Saul replies,
"Morty, this is a hell of a time to be asking for money!"

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