The Jew and the Bar


A  well known  anti-Semite, walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by with kippa, tzitzis, and payos.


He doesn't have to be an Einstein to  know that this guy is Jewish. So he shouts over to the bartender so everyone can  hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender,  but not for that Jew over there. Soon after the drinks have been handed out, he notices that the  Jewish guy is smiling, and waves to him and says, "Thank you."  This infuriates him and in  a loud voice,

 

He once again orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.

 

But as before, this does not seem to worry the Jewish guy who continues to smile, and  again says, "Thank you."  

 

So Peter says to the  barman, "What's the matter with that Jew?  I've  ordered two rounds of drinks for  everyone in the bar except him, and all he does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts? 

 

"Nope," replies the  bartender.  "He owns the place."

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