Gender Identity
Gender Identity
If you're like most people, common everyday items look inertto you. But what you may not know is that many of them have
a gender. For example...
Ziploc Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in but you
can see right through them. Copier -- Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to
warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
are pushed. Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated. Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because to get it to go anywhere you
have to light a fire under it. . . and, of course, there's the
hot air part. Sponges -- Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain
water. Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on. Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people
up. Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom. Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around. Remote Control -- Female . . . Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
trying.
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