Things Women Don't Know

Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After TheGame
 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
 19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
 21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

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