The Miracle of Birth

The Miracle of Birth

An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out there was no electricity.

When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.

The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

The child did so.

The mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of what he had just witnessed.

"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place," the little boy said. "Spank him again."

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