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Country Songs

Like the earlier batch of Country Song Titles, I have no idea if these are real songs or not -- but I wouldn't be surprised if they were.

If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

and...

Thank God (And Greyhound) She's Gone

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Posted by The Florida Hoosier at 9/8/2010 9:57 PM