Air Sick

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minuteslater, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down inthe seat next to him. The huge man glares threateningly at hisneighbor, crowds the little guy so much that he's flattened against thewindow, and immediately falls asleep.

After the plane takes off, the little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to thebathroom. After a few attempts, he realizes that he can't climb overhim, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy,trying to decide what to do.


Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave ofnausea passes over the little fellow. He just can't hold it in anylonger and finally pukes all over the big guy's chest.

About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees thevomit all over him.

"So," the little guy says brightly, "are you feeling better now ?"

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