Drinking and Driving

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver andpassenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a littlemonkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. Theofficer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head up and down."You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.

Again, the monkey nods his head up and down.

"Well, did you see this?" "Yes," motioned the monkey.


"What happened?" The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand andturned it up to his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer. The monkey nods his head "Yes."

"What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them tohis mouth.

"They were smoking marijuana?" The monkey nods his head "Yes."

"What else?" The monkey motioned "kissing."

"They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer. The monkey nodshis head "Yes."

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissingbefore they wrecked." The monkey nods his head "Yes."

"What were you doing during all this?"

"Driving" motioned the monkey.

Gary is a  writer and photographer living in Sarasota, Florida. He maintains a website featuring some of his travel photos and markets a line of products featuring many of his photos.

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