Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson  went camping.

After a Good meal and an excellent bottle of wine, they lay down and went to sleep. A couple of hours later, Holmes woke up and nudged his faithful friend,"Watson,Watson, "he said, Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions of star, "replied Watson.
"And what does that tell you?" inquired the master detective.
Watson thought for a moment, "Well, Holmes, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions and millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
 Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately two twenty-five.
 Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
 Meteorologically, I believe we will have a glorious day tomorrow, What does it tell you, Holmes?"
"Watson, you imbecile, Some one has stolen our tent."

Travel the world from your arm chair

Treasures From the Islands