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Two days after losing his wife in a boating accident, a man answered the door to two grim-faced police officers.
They announced "We have good news, some great news, and bad news,which do you want first?"
"Giver me the bad news first," said the man.
"Sir, I'm afraid we've found your wife's body in San Francisco Bay."
"Oh, no,"sobbed the man,"My poor wife, My poor darling wife, what can be the good news?"
"When we pulled her up, she had a five pound lobster and and a dozen large edible crabs on her."
"That's awful,"replied the man, "So what could be the great news?"
"We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
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