A Texan in Australia

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I've enjoyed this Texan joke.

A Texan went on a vacation to Australia. He met up with an Australian farmer who proudly showed off his wheat field.
"That's nothing," said the Texan,"Back home we have wheat fields that get twice as large as this."
Next the Australian pointed out his cattle.
"They're nothing, said the Texan,"Back home we have longhorns that are twice as big as your cows."
Just then a dozen kangaroos bounded across the road.
"What are those ?" asked the Texan.
The Aussie replied,"Don;'t you have grasshoppers in Texas?"

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Posted by The Florida Hoosier at 5/25/2009 9:54 AM
Categories: Texas
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