If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!<< MORE >>

I don't wanna do the dishes I don't wanna do the wash I sprinkled clothes a week ago And now my iron is lost!!<< MORE >>

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software,<< MORE >>

As I boot up my PC, my modem dialing next to me,<< MORE >>

Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?" << MORE >>

"Excuse me, sir." "Is that you again, Moses?" << MORE >>

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.<< MORE >>

Kenneth Starr Virus: Competely examines every aspect of your computer, then compiles a complex report that discredits every aspect of your computer.<< MORE >>

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,<< MORE >>

It seems that there is a virus out there called the C-nile Virus that even the most advanced programs from Norton cannot take care of, so be warned, it appears to affect those of us who were born before 1956!<< MORE >>